Club app icon

Pitchero Club

The official Horsham Rugby Club app

View

1st XV - Match centre

Horsham
Old Colfeians
M Tredgett
Tries
J Wilde
Conversions
Sat 8 Dec 14:00 - London & SE Division - London 2 South East Full time

Dropped balls and soggy feet

Unbeaten run comes to an end as Horsham struggle to break down a well organised Colfeians defence in atrocious conditions

Match Report by Nathan Jervis

The only thing more disappointing than the weather on Saturday was the 80 minutes of rugby that would play out on Horsham's AGP. As loyal supporters huddled on the sideline, bracing against wind and rain, Horsham put in their most frustrating performance to date this season. There were glimmers of hope throughout, but those glimmers were seemingly extinguished by the relentless wet weather, and equally relentless pressure from the opposition. Highlights were few and far between, and this reporter struggled to pen anything of note on the day. However! There was some excellent bantering on the sideline, and pints after the game were at a reduced price - so all was not lost. Except, unfortunately, the match.

The best that could be said of the first 10 minutes was that it was very, very wet. Something was clearly happening out on the field, but it was not recognisable as the rugby we had become used to over the last few weeks. When Emperor Nero would walk the streets of Rome, he employed a servant at his side to continuously telling him "you are just a man". This to avoid the supreme power he wielded from consuming him, and giving him ideas above his mortal station. On Saturday, Old Colfeians would be the team to mutter this in Horsham's ears for 80 long minutes. Horsham's dominance over the last few weeks was surely halted, whether due to the abysmal conditions, or that Old Colfeians were simply the better side, this reporter would be at pains to say.

After 10 minutes Horsham conceded a penalty against which is successfully kicked by the Old Colfeians number 10. Another 15 minutes of play happened, apparently, during which Tim Smith regaled some younger, more impressionable, members of the club as to his rugby "career". This reporter challenged the now 3 pint deep Tim Smith, arguing that "career" is far to grandiose a term for a hobby which got completely out of hand, and nearly killed him on more than one occasion. Tim shouted something back but luckily it was not heard, having been drowned out by the howling wind, as well as the fact that that nobody was listening.

Too many missed tackles culminated in a Old Colfeians try against, converted. 10-0 down now with 25 minutes gone. As the rain grew heavier, and Tim louder, this reporter questioned his resolve to watch another 55 minutes of Horsham struggling to find a foothold in this game. He left in search of refreshment. This was fortuitous, for it was during a moment of quiet reflection gazing in to the golden nectar that he would find his courage, and venture back out into the elements.

A penalty is awarded Horsham's way, but Tom Johnson was unable to convert. Even for a kicker of his calibre, the crossfield wind and the slippery conditions would mean that kicking was likely to be a challenge throughout. With nothing standing out for the last 5 minutes, the game reached half time. More refreshment would be required to muster the energy, nay, the bravery to head back outside and brace the elements once more.

The first 17 minutes of the second half saw two Horsham changes; Johnny Whiting on for Richard Tredgett, and Nick Bell on for Kyle Fairs. Little else happened so at this point this reporter would like to request a brief intermission to provide some trivia relating to the 8th December. On this day in 1928 Ulric Neisser the German-American psychologist, neuroscientist, and academic, and personal hero of head coach Nick Stocker's, was born. I for one raised a glass in his honour on Saturday. On this day also, in 1914, a squadron of Britain's Royal Navy defeat the imperial German East Asia Squadron in the battle of the Falkland Island's in the South Atlantic.

Back to the match then, just in time to see Michael Tredgett drive over the line from a maul! A sudden and unexpected turn of events, but an extremely welcome one. The players had truly put in a shift by now, there would be no taking that away from them. However, the momentum never shifted in Horsham's favour on Saturday which made for frustration for supporters and players alike. Tom Johnson successfully converts to see Horsham within 3 points of Old Colfeians at 10-7, 57 minutes gone.

The last 20 minutes was dominated by Horsham possession but, again, there seemed to be no answer to the question of how to break the opposition's line, and turn effort into points. Final score, 10-7 to Old Colfeians.

After the game I was unable to find head coach Nick Stocker, usually on or around the bar, for a few words. Nobody seemed to know where he was, which was curious. Eventually I found him. Sitting cross legged on the floor on the Bill Grant room watching the blue ray symbol bounce around the television screen, not moving and transfixed. I was cautious to disturb him. I had heard what can happen when people in deep states of concentration are suddenly interrupted, and I was not prepared to attempt this with a former adventure scout. He mumbled something, barely audible:
"50 DVD's...I bought 50 copies...why won't anybody buy them...they're excellent value"
"Head coach Nick Stocker?" I said, as gently as I could, "Do you have a few words for the report?" He turned to look at me, unrecognising, before snapping back into consciousness.
"I've got a special edition of Avatar in the car..no? You sure? It's the extended cut. Never mind. A disappointing result. We started poorly and for some reason offered little physicality and fire in the face of a big pack. We gave them a head start with cheap territory and a few too many missed tackles in the first 25 minutes which as their coach said, gave them an early boost of confidence and set the tone for the defiance Colfeians showed in defence thereafter.
In the second half we were much better. Our Lineout secured our ball and some of theirs. Their early scrum dominance was countered and became an even battle, and we moved the ball with more purpose putting them on the back foot. However we just could not find a way through. We missed two huge opportunities to score, had a try disallowed by an unsighted ref and coughed up too much possession with the next phase likely to result in a try. Credit to Colfeians defensive resilience and structure, who fought for every scrap but today we just weren’t good enough.
Man of the match awarded by Old Colfeians went to Vince Everitt who was his usual busy self. Other good performances saw Ted Powell continue to develop well, narrowly missing out on a try late on, Aaron Linfield whose tackling of a much larger Number 8 was textbook, and Jamie Redmayne who offered the defiance that allowed others back into the game."

Next week will be an undoubtedly tough game away at table leader's Beckenham. A return to previous form will be needed, and if Horsham excel at one thing, it's rising to the occasion. Apart from when it rains.

Quilter Kids First Skills Series: Crab Football

Vince Everitt

Player of the Match

Vince Everitt

Key moments

57:00
Try Michael Tredgett scores for Horsham
57:00
Conversion Joe Wilde kicks a conversion for Horsham

Highlights

View 0 new events
80:00 Player of the Match
Vince Everitt is awarded player of the match for Horsham
60:00 Sub Off
Tom Johnson is substituted off for Horsham
60:00 Sub On
Simon Powell is substituted on for Horsham
57:00 Try 5 - 0
Michael Tredgett scores for Horsham
57:00 Conversion 7 - 0
Joe Wilde kicks a conversion for Horsham
50:00 Sub Off
Kyle Fairs is substituted off for Horsham
50:00 Sub On
Nick Bell is substituted on for Horsham
40:00 Sub Off
Richard Tredgett is substituted off for Horsham
40:00 Sub On
Jonathan Whiting is substituted on for Horsham
End of period 1
35:00 Missed Penalty
Tom Johnson misses a penalty for Horsham
Start of the game
Replay game

As it happened

  • Horsham
  • Old Colfeians
  • 0
  • Richard Tredgett Sub Off 40:00'
  • Jonathan Whiting Sub On 40:00'
  • Kyle Fairs Sub Off 50:00'
  • Nick Bell Sub On 50:00'
  • Michael Tredgett Try 57:00'
  • Joe Wilde Conversion 57:00'
  • Tom Johnson Sub Off 60:00'
  • Simon Powell Sub On 60:00'

Team selection

Double, Chris Double, Chris
Blewitt, Thomas Blewitt, Thomas
Wilde, Joe Wilde, Joe
Johnson, Tom Johnson, Tom
Nwachukwu, Declan Nwachukwu, Declan
Bell, Jordan Bell, Jordan
Linfield, Aaron Linfield, Aaron
Tredgett, Michael Tredgett, Michael
Everitt , Vince Everitt , Vince
Redmayne, James Redmayne, James
Clarkson, Adam Clarkson, Adam
Tredgett, Richard Tredgett, Richard
Fairs, Kyle Fairs, Kyle
Powell, Ted Powell, Ted
Cass, Dan Cass, Dan

League round up

Other London 2 South East results

55
3
Maidstone
Charlton Park
41
7
Dover
6
5
Aylesford Bulls
Thanet Wanderers
15
15

Comments

Loading comments

League table

# Team Pl Pts
1. Beckenham 15 67
2. Horsham 15 56
3. Charlton Park 15 56
4. Old Colfeians 15 50
5. Haywards Heath 15 45
6. Gravesend 15 43
7. Dover 15 34

Team sponsors

Affiliations

Club sponsors